party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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