WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
