i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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