How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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