U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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