I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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