: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
They took my balls.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Holy shit dude........stairs
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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