Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
