we have officially lost it.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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