The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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