So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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