I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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