We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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