I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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