He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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