your thong is hanging out like whoa
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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