There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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