pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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