? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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