Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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