I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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