It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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