someone get that fucking seahorse.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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