I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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