is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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