If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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