my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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