yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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