Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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