My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just high enough for therapy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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