Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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