Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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