Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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