Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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