check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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