We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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