The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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