i don't like sucking hair
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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