did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My vagina is very pro this idea
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
