haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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