Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
ttyl tear gas
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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