David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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