Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Randomize
