love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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