Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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