ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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