So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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