That's intense
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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