I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize