he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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