I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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