I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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